1. drunktrophywife:

    ICONIC

    (Source: subtubitles, via jesus--fuck)

     
  2. (Source: hyclropump, via jesus--fuck)

     
  3. butterpaint:

    "This is your badness level… its extremely high for someone your size…" 

    (via oh-hey-its-k)

     
  4. almyro:

    vi9:

    slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

    albinwonderland:

    ediebrit:

    oh my fucking god

    huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

    shots. fucking. fired.

    No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

    the realism is actually painful

    (Source: deeandrareynolds, via jesus--fuck)

     
     

  5. ammit420:

    horror movie synopsis

    • white family moves into house
    • the house got some shit in it
    • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
    • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

    (via notxam)

     
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  7. zooeyclairedeschanel:

    i found my new favorite twitter

    (via notxam)

     
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  9. (Source: regalkinghiddles, via notxam)

     
  10. jardsale:

    this is great to the I Own Swag Remix by lil b from 05 fuck em

     
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  12. unlucky-artist:

    Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

    (via insulting--detective)

     
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  14. "We’re flatmates now"

    (Source: letsgetdowney, via insulting--detective)

     
  15. myturtlespeedy:

    Questions from the audience:

    "When is Kevin coming back?"

    (via insulting--detective)